so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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