dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
