Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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