My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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