that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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