is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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