did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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