he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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