She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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