no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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