do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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