is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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