You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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