God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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