chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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