her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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