I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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