just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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