508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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