OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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