Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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