if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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