well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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