"it" just moved
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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