my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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