Jerry, you need to find god
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize