Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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