y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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