I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How naked do you want me to be?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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