it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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