he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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