forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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