My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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