All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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