make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i believe in u and ur pee
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
