I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
