I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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