Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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