Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I see more hoeing in ur future
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