Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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