fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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