Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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