And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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