Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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