Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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