We named our party play list daddy issues
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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