11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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