We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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