My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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