He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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