You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize