I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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