is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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